Dank Memer Bot Commands

# Use prefix 'pls' to run the commands #


FUN commands :


8ball : Ask the magic (and kinda rude) 8ball about your future!
askbernie : Ask Bernie Sanders whatever you'd like!
asktrump : Ask the president whatever you'd like!
dankrate : See how dank you are, 100% official dank score
deletethis : "deletethis" memes
epicgamerrate : See how much of an epic gamer you are
foodporn : See some food that makes your mouth water
gif : Get some sicc gifs to show how you feel
google : Sick of someone asking dumb questions? LMGTFY it for them!
hack : Hack your friends! Or your enemies...
howgay : See how gay you are (100% real)
kill : Sick of someone? Easy! Just kill them! (we do not endorse murder yet)
mock : Mock the stupid shit your friend says!
penis : how big peepee
rankthot : See how thot you are (can be used in an official capacity)
waifu : See how good of a waifu you are
roast : Sick of someone? Easy! Just roast them!
showerthoughts : Things to thing about in the shower
uselessweb : See a random site from https://theuselessweb.com/


ANIMALS :

animals : See a multiude of animals from various subreddits
aww : See some random cute things
ducc :Quack quack!
ferret : Ferrets are cute I guess, not as cute as otters though
foxxy : See some foxes!
hootyboi : a command to see owls?
hoppyboi : See some cute bunnies!
kitty : Lets see some pretty kitties!
lizzyboi : See some cute lizzybois!
otter : Otters won the vote, so you KNOW they're cute
pupper : See some cute doggos!
redpanda : See some cute red pandas!
snek : See some danger noodles, nope ropes, and sneks


CURRENCY :

balance : Check your coin balance, or someone elses
bankrob : Rob somebody's bank!
beg : haha ur poor so you have to beg for coins lmaoooo
buy : Buy something from the shop
daily : Get your daily injection of meme coins
deposit : Deposit money into the bank
flip : Flip a coin, and if you call it you win it!
gamble : Take your chances at gambling. Warning, I am very good at stealing your money.
gift : share an item with someone
guide : See a basic guide on how to use dank memer currency
inventory : Check out your inventory/items or see another users
lootbox : see how to use this CLEARLY P2W BOT!!!
lottery : Buy a lottery ticket, a winner every hour, winner takes all that hour's entry fees!
multiplier : Check your multiplier amount
pet : Interact with your pet if you own one!
postmemes : Use a laptop to post memes and try and get some sweet sweet revenue from it
prestige : Give up all of your goods to earn ultimate memer status
profile : Check out your profile or see another users
quests : See currency quests
redeem  : redeem your cool donor rewards fortnightly!!
remove : Unequip or remove an active item. Note that you will not receive the item back after removing it.
rich : see who the top 10 richest users are in your server
search : haha ur poor so you have to search around for coins, btw this can totally kill you
sell : Sell one of your items
share : share some coins with someone
shop : See what's in store
slots : Take your chances at a slot machine. Warning, I am very good at stealing your money.
steal : Take your chances at stealing from each other. Warning, you will lose money if you get caught!
use : Use a super cool consumable item
weekly (Premium Server Command) : Get your weekly injection of meme coins
withdraw : Withdraws money from the bank
work : get to work buddy


GAMES :

botland : See your bot.land stats!
destinyclan : See the clan details for Dank Memer and it's Destiny 2 clan.
fight : Fight to the death!
gamelb : See the top 10 gamers in your guild or globally 😎 You can provide the name of any of the games in the `Games` category to see leaderboard information on that specific game. Defaults to `trivia`.
guess : guessing game of the year 10/10
tictactoe : Play a nice calm game of tic tac toe with your mates
trivia : Answer some trivia for a chance to win some coins.


MEMEY :

4chan : Yes these 4chan posts come from reddit. Get over it, reddit is better.
antiantijoke : not not even funny
antijoke : not even funny
blacktwitter : It isnt racist, its just funny
chucknorris : Let's learn about God
comics : See some s1ck new comics from the past week
copypasta : See the top copypastas on reddit!
create : Make some hot new memes on your own!
discordmeme : A random Discord-themed meme!
discordstudio : Discord studio webcomic
facepalm : Images that make you facepalm
joke : See a funny joke. Dad's love them!
meirl : same tbh
meme : See the top new memes on reddit!
memeeconomy : See what memes are being invested in the most today
prequel : The force is NOT with these
pun : Are they dad jokes, or are they puns? Is there even a difference?
sequel : The force is NOT with these
surreal : I really do not understand these
tifu : You really fucked up this time
wholesome : Good wholesome memes for the heart
xkcd : Grabs a random comic from [xkcd](https://xkcd.com/)


TEXT : 

clap : Make the bot say whatever you want with sass!
doot : Make the bot say whatever you want with doot doots!
emojify : Make the bot say whatever you want with emojis!
greentext : Make the bot say whatever you want with greentext
leetify : B3C0M3 4N l337 h4X0R
lenny : you know what lenny is, everyone does.
owo : owo whats this
partyfrog : Make the bot say whatever you want in party frog form!
say : Make the bot say whatever you want!
spoiler : Make the bot say whatever you want in annoying spoiler form!
tag : Posts the contents of a tag
vaporwave : Make the bot say whatever you want with a bit of vapor


IMAGEs :

abandon : Disowned!
achievement : Am I the only one that didnt know minecraft had achievements
affect : get affected, REALLY AFFECTED
airpods : auxim made me add this
america : AMERICA, F YEAH
armor : Nothing can get through this armor!
balloon : You can't pop this balloon
slap: Slap someone shitless with this.
bed : lol rekt
bongocat : smack smack...
boo : AAHHHH
brain : idk what to put here tbh
brazzers :Someone have a spicy profile pic? See a hot new picture of Trump online? Add the Brazzers  logo with this command to make it spicy hot.
byemom : Quick, mom is gone, what are you gonna search on google?
cancer : the picture doesn't lie...
changemymind : well come on change my mind
citation : give someone a ticket
communism : COMMUNISM, F YEAH
corporate : Find the difference, just kidding there is none
crab : Generate a :crab: rave meme
cry : Leik dis if you crye evertim
dab : Dab on the haters
dank : dank tbh
deepfry : 😂👌💯🔥
delete : delet this.
disability : not all disabilities look like you
door : lol rekt
egg : There is no reason for this command, but here you go.
excuseme : excuse me what the f
facts : It is just a fact bro
failure : lmfao u suck
fakenews : CNN!
fedora : lol rekt
floor : the floor is using commands in the right channel
fuck : scare the poop outta someone
garfield : classic cat, classic memes
gay : Show your gay pride!
goggles : oogles and googles of goggles
hitler : It's not offensive if it's true, so use this wisely.
humansgood : Humans are good
inator : dank meme bot-inator
invert : Your least favorite command is back!
jail : Send your friends to jail!
justpretending : They were just pretending to be dead, let me prove it
kimborder : welcome to north korea mr. president
knowyourlocation : Dank Memer would like to know your location
kowalski : hey you, take a look at this
laid : feel free to post to me_irl
lick : idk why everyone here wants to lick this
madethis : I made this
magik : Make something magik!
master : give the master your sword!
note : It is just a note bro
plan : idk what to put here tbh
presentation : present this HUH
quote : make people say stuff
radialblur : Make things blurry and radial I guess?
rip : rest in pepperonis
roblox : what a noob
salty : You seem salty to me, let me show you.
satan : You are satan ok
savehumanity : idk what to put here tbh
screams  : WHY
shit : The shit on my shoe!
sickban : ban this nerd pls
slapsroof : this bad boy can fit so many memes...
spank : Spank those naughty users
stroke : how to tell if someone is having a stroke
surprised : I honestly have no clue what this command does
sword : this is a large op sword
thesearch : The Search
trash : lol ur trash
trigger : UR SO TRIGGERED BRO
tweet : pretend you are tweeting
ugly  : lol rekt
unpopular : your opinion is bad and you should feel bad...
violence : Violence is NEVER the *only* answer
vr : Get that sweet sweet realistic vr image
walking : I'll give ya something to walk about
wanted : excuse me ur under arrest
warp : Your least favorite command is back!
whodidthis : who did this 😂😂😂
youtube : saying first is still funny...


Sound :

music : RIP music!
Usage: pls music
Permissions: Send Messages, Embed Links


Utility :

botlist : Top bots listed on carbonitex
choose : Dank Memer will choose something for you
color : Visualize any hex or rgb color
editsnipe : Shows the last edited message from a specified channel
gimmeboost : IF you nitro boosted our server, use this to get your bot perks! Make sure to run this at least once a week to maintain your perks!
help : See a list of commands available, all on discord. If you run pls help <name of a command> It will also give you more info such as a description
invite : Get an invite for the bot or to the support server. Also some extra links to use.
link : Link your Discord account with Patreon
notifications : View your notifications
ping : test cmd plz ignore
premium : See how you can donate to the bot to support the development and get some sweet perks!
reset : Reset all your currency data
rules : See Dank Memer's rules
serverinfo : See info about this server
snipe : Shows the last deleted message from a specified channel
stats : Returns basic information and statistics about Dank Memer.
supportinfo : Returns basic information and statistics about Dank Memer for support staff to help with.
userinfo : See info about some
Vote : Get the links to vote for Dank Memer
website : Come check out our website!
whatshard : See what shard your server is on


NSFW :

# All NSFW commands Are Donor Commands 

4k  : See some 4k nudes! 
anal  : owo lewd
bdsm  : I do not like to be dominated, but these people do
black  : Black is back
blowjob  : Blowjob, ok
boobies : See some cute ~~birbs~~ boobs!
booty : come get you some ass.
bottomless  : My dad use to walk around bottomless. It was nothing like this though.
collared  : yo ok whats this
cumslut  : cumsluts, ok
dpgirls  : Double penetration
easter  : Easter based porn
yaoi  : yo ok whats this
gayp  : See some 4k nudes!
group  : You need group therapy after this
hentai  : owo lewd
lesbian  : So apparently naked guys weren't enough for you. Have some girls.
pawg  : phat ass white girl
pegged  : yo ok whats this
pokeporn  : Why tf would someone want pokeporn
porngif : Basically a porn video but with gifs
tats  : women with tattoos
thighs  : sexiness is held in the thighs
tiny  : tiny porn?
toys  : Relive your childhood, except very different!
traps :TRAPS!!!
vday  : vday based pron
xmas : christmas themed pron


MODERATION :

ban : Bans a member from your server
Usage: pls ban [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages, Ban Members

biggay : Give somebody the big gay
Usage: pls biggay
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Roles

clean :Will quickly clean the last 10 messages, or however many you specify.
Usage: pls clean [amount] [bots|users|memer] [users...]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Messages, Read MessageHistory

decancer : Warning, this will rename any people with crappy/annoying special characters in their name if the bot has the correct permissions
Usage: pls decancer [nickname] [role]
Permissions: Send Messages

editreason : Change the reason on a case number
Usage: pls editreason [case no] [new reason]
Permissions: Send Messages

kick : Kicks a member from your server
Usage: pls kick [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages, Kick Members

lock : Warning, this will remove send message permissions from @everyone if the bot has the correct permissions
Usage: pls lock [channel]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Channels

lookup : Check the punishments in this server or on a specific user
Usage: pls lookup [user]
Permissions: Send Messages

massban : Bans multiple members from your server
Usage: pls massban [users]
Permissions: Send Messages, Ban Members

massnick : Warning, this will rename everyone on the server if the bot has the correct permissions
Usage: pls massnick [nickname | reset]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Nicknames

mute : Give the muted role to someone to shut them up
Usage: pls mute [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages

nameme : Let Dank Memer choose you a random new nickname
Usage: pls nameme
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Nicknames

randomban : Warning, this will ban a random person.
Usage: pls randomban
Permissions: Send Messages, Ban Members, Embed Links

randomkick : Warning, this will kick a random person.
Usage: pls randomkick
Permissions: Send Messages, Kick Members, Embed Links

randomunban : Warning, this will unban a random person.
Usage: pls randomunban
Permissions: Send Messages, Ban Members, Embed Links

removewarn : Remove a warning based on case number
Usage: pls removewarn [case no OR user]
Permissions: Send Messages

role : Add/remove roles from users
Usage: pls role [role]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Roles

slowmode : Changes the slowmode amount on the current channel
Usage: pls slowmode [amount] [channel]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Channels

softban : Warning, this will ban your target if the bot has the correct permissions
Usage: pls softban [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages, Ban Members

tempban : Temporarily bans a member from your server
Usage: pls tempban [user] [time] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages, Ban Members

unban : Unbans any person who has previously been banned from this server. Requires a valid user ID
Usage: pls unban [id] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages, Ban Members

unlock : Removes the lock from a channel by granting @everyone send message perms again
Usage: pls unlock [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Channels

unmute : Removes the muted role to someone to not shut them up
Usage: pls unmute [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Messages

voicekick : Kicks a specified user from the voice channel they are in, or kicks all members in a voice channel when a channel is specified
Usage: pls voicekick [user | channel name or id]
Permissions: Send Messages, Voice MoveMembers

warn : Give somebody a warning
Usage: pls warn [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages

warnings : Check the amount of warnings a user has
Usage: pls warnings [user] [reason]
Permissions: Send Messages


CONFIG :

automeme ( Premium Server Command ): Set up a channel to automatically post memes to every 5 minutes. To disable it, just run `pls automeme` again
Usage: pls automeme [webhook URL] [interval in minutes]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Webhooks

autonsfw (Premium Server Command) : Set up a webhook to automatically post porn to a channel, you nasties
Usage: pls autonsfw [webhook URL] [type] [interval in minutes]
Permissions: Send Messages, Manage Webhooks

autoresponse : Decide whether to enable or disable certain autoresponses on this server
Usage: pls autoresponse [autoreponse choice]
Permissions: Send Messages

disable : Use this command to disable commands or categories you do not wish for your server to use
Usage: pls disable [command | all] [#channel | role]
Permissions: Send Messages

enable : Use this command to enable disabled commands or categories.
Usage: pls enable
Permissions: Send Messages

leave : Set up a channel to automatically send a message when someone leaves this server. Leave blank to remove the channel
Usage: pls leave [id | message]
Permissions: Send Messages

modlog : Mention a channel to set/update/remove a modlog channel
Usage: pls modlog [#channel]
Permissions: Send Messages

noswears : NO SWEARS IN THIS CHRISTIAN SERVER
Usage: pls noswears
Permissions: Send Messages

prefix : Change Dank Memer's prefix!
Usage: pls prefix <prefix of your choice>
Permissions: Send Messages, Embed Links

premiumserver (Donor Command ): Add or remove the current guild as a premium server, or leave the arguments blank to list all of your premium servers. You can remove a premium guild by its ID by specifying the ID after `remove`, like `pls premiumserver remove [id]`, you can get the ID by listing your redeemed premium servers
Usage: pls premiumserver [add | remove]
Permissions: Send Messages

serverconf : Adjust server-specific settings and cool stuff
Usage: pls serverconf [option]
Permissions: Send Messages

settings : Adjust user-specific settings and cool stuff
Usage: pls settings [option]
Permissions: Send Messages

subscribe : Set/update/remove an updates channel (you will get dank memer update notes and offline notices), to disable it, just run `pls subscribe`
Usage: pls subscribe [webhook URL]
Permissions: Send Messages

warnaction : Adjust automatic action on warn threshold
Usage: pls warnaction [option]
Permissions: Send Messages

welcome : Set up a channel to automatically send a message when someone joins this server. Leave blank to remove the channel
Usage: pls welcome [id | message]
Permissions: Send Messages